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A collection of CLAY AIKEN photos and words
The CLAYtionary
Chapter One
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edicated toCLAY AIKEN
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The greatest singer on EARTH... or in the universe ... Period! |
This CLAYtionary defines for all CLAYpersons the essential CLAYcabulary
for communicating with realCLAYfans throughout the world!
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CLAYcabulary words
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What a CLAYfan might have to have after CLAYabuse...seeing too many CLAYpictures at once, watching too much CLAYvideo, getting CLAYzapped one time too many...never mind, there's no way to have that happen!
The treatment that could become necessary after a successful CLAYencounter or when one becomes CLAYtouched...(definitely a good thing)!
Seeing this photo can DEFINITELY cause this to become necessary!!!! BEWARE!
The state of a ClayFan's brain. Permanent condition.
Photo by JaneP
The way a CLAYfan is driven to seek out more and more CLAY and more and more new CLAYthings! Similar to compulsion, a strong need for more CLAY.
Similar to CLAYpower, but less serious...more frivilous. Works to help us find CLAYsongs on the radio, find CLAY on the television, leads us to CLAYstuff whilst CLAYing, etc. It's something we all have, but some of us don't tune in ... TUNE IN AND TURN ON!!! Same as CLAY-ESP.
Missing the CLAYmeister SO BAD between legs of tours or concerts...a temporary illness.
Permanent illness...Happens between tours and between albums. It's a very serious illness. Only one known cure ...
CLAYmaniacs! CLAYmaniacs 'R US!!
Those little fluttery feelings in a CLAYfans heart when they anticipate any kind of CLAYevent or merely hearing Clay's name or seeing Clay's photo!
When something truly exciting and wonderful happens to CLAYfans regarding CLAY. Like finding that very special video...
Something that happens that is CLAYtastic! Like CLAY being on Entertainment Tonight...or seeing his name in the Celebrity Buzz.
What a CLAYfan goes into while watching CLAY perform, watching a CLAY video, looking at a Clay photo, or really trancing-out over CLAY under the headphones!
What we have given to our husbands/wives/significant others who weren't previously major fans. We talked them into taking part in a CLAYouting and made CLAYmaniacs out of them. (It was really very easy...they saw CLAY!)
Photo by JaneP
Similar to antiquing...it's what a CLAY fan does on weekends, when out shopping...it's a constant thing. Always on the lookout for more CLAY stuff!
Items of clothing, buttons/badges and other CLAY items
(of which we can never have too much!).
Something that is especially like CLAY...a really, really great version of a great CLAYsong, for instance. MuchoCLAYo..wow! I DO believe this photo qualifies as muchoCLAYo!!!
Totally self-explanatory...multiple CLAYgasms are easily achievable while being CLAYed or CLAYzapped. (See also CLAYgasms.)
Same as Extra Sensory CLAYception...similar to CLAYpower, but less serious...more frivolous. Works to help us find CLAYsongs on the radio, find CLAY on television, leads us to CLAYstuff whilst CLAYing, etc.
What we find ourselves guilty of from time to time. Too much CLAY can be hazardous to one's mental health! (This too is a GOOD thing!)
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