A collection of CLAY AIKEN photos and words

Chapter Two

The Greatest Singer on EARTH... or In The Universe ... Period!

This CLAYtionary defines for all CLAYpersons the essential CLAYcabulary for communicating with realCLAYfans throughout the world!

CLAYwords continued...

Simply put -- our LOVE of CLAY!

Self-help groups of CLAYfans who help each other make it through to the next CLAYepisode. See also CLAYaholic.

What realCLAYfans go into waiting for CLAY's tours.

Photo by JaneP

Pretty self-explanatory...similar to CLAYprivileged. We are blessed to have him as part of our lives...A BIG PART...CLAYblessed is an excellent way to be!!

Deliberate and willful overdosing on CLAY and assorted CLAYtivities...can't be done too often or permanent illness could result. See also CLAYsenile and CLAYzheimers.

The state of forgetting everything because of CLAY. Frequently the state of a CLAYfan's life and mind...Also, totally CLAYzapped into CLAYblivion!

Those little breaks we take to gather our senses back around us and to remember how special it is that we have CLAY in our lives. This is done a lot during particularly stressful days and is also done a lot during non-stressful days...constantly!

Good friends we have made through our mutual admiration of CLAY. Real CLAYpeople!

Something there is never enough of, cash to spend on CLAYthings. Concerts, memoraCLAYia, CLAYtravel, anything CLAY, CLAY, CLAY!

A CLAYFan takes a CLAYcation instead of a vacation. CLAYcation is what all CLAYfans would like to take! See also CLAYiday.

CLAYFans who have to communicate with each other! Friends who just have to talk about CLAY or something CLAYrelated anyway they can! CLAYchatterboxes tend to stay in trouble a lot over their long distance phone bills and their computer online service bills.

The way a CLAYfan's house is decorated! Can be country-CLAYcorated, contemporary-CLAYcorated, etc.

The trance a CLAYfan gets into when watching CLAY perform or listening to CLAY music, especially in the car when we miss our turn off to our own house. (And absolutely whilst under the headphones...)

What a CLAYfan has to have daily! It can be music, thought, photos, thought, media, THOUGHT...must have daily!

Similar to daydreaming, but about CLAY...happens a LOT!

Being kept busy or entertained in miscellaneous CLAYpursuits...gazing at CLAYphotos, playing CLAYtapes, and initiating CLAYvisuals and physicalvisuals. A CLAYfan keeps herself CLAYed by listening to music, watching video, etc.

When CLAY gets in the groove and dances around on stage. MERCY!

Those little noises a CLAYfan makes whilst being CLAYzapped.

If you ask me .... this delicious photo is a VERY APT illustration for CLAYgasms..... eh?

The state of a CLAYfan whilst in the midst of assorted CLAYtivities.

Anything CLAY...concert, album release, CLAYcation,  television show, radio show, press conference, etc.

Our hobby! We live our lives in the pursuit of all things CLAY...we travel as part of our CLAYhobby as much as our CLAYcash will allow... our lives are lived for our CLAYhobbies!

A very, very special breed of person. They understand the love we feel for CLAY and are secure enough in the love we have for them to accept it and even to nurture it...Is always supportive and helpful and is definitely a CLAYpartner!

HOPELESSLY hung up on CLAY!

(I know what you were thinking.....)

Something that is particularly CLAYyummy...ummm, the above photo is

MOST DEFINITELY CLAYlicious!!!

The British version of a CLAYcation. What a CLAYFan takes instead of a holiday. CLAYday is what all CLAY fans would like to take! See also CLAYcation.

A CLAYfan who loves CLAY and another...pretty much equally...and who couldn't possibly imagine life without either of them!

What most of us are guilty of if we love our husbands/wives and CLAY.

Anything about CLAY...his family, his music, his films, his tours.....

When we're feeling a little unsure of ourselves, we reach deep down inside of ourselves and accomplish what we need to accomplish because we've found ourselves to be CLAYinspired! Funny, but once we become CLAYinspired, we do better than we ever thought we could!!!

Complete and total bliss in CLAY!

CLAYzapped, living in a CLAYworld and loving CLAY into CLAYblivion!

Yummy CLAYsweat!

The little fits a CLAYfan has when seeing anything new (or old) having anything to do with CLAY. These CLAYkiniptions tend to magnify when with other CLAYfans. These CLAYkiniptions happen often when CLAYfans get together to go CLAYing and cause other people to stare when they happen...(do you by any chance remember Beatlemania?? Yeah, yeah, yeah?? Well, similar to that!)

The lust a CLAYfan feels for CLAY. Sufferers of CLAYlust should join CLAYanonymous to get help from CLAYpeers and meet other great CLAYfanatics!

Look and lust but don't touch!! :)

Most CLAYfans are CLAYlusters...some admit it, and some don't!

The condition known to people who love CLAY.

These people spend their lives in the pursuit of all things CLAYrelated!!! (a way of life....)